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Cognitive Skirmisher

An epithet used to describe brainy and overly aggressive folks who enjoy acquiring knowledge at the expense of others' mental fatigue.

Cognitive - of or relating to acquiring knowledge
Skirmisher - soldiers whose purpose is to harass the enemy
"The dinner party last night was fun except for that Cognitive Skirmisher who bludgeoned my brain whilst he figured out his stance on Scottish secession."
by Terry-Rod September 26, 2014
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Skirmish

The art of tickling a males balls or gooch.
Sarah was asked for a skirmish by her boyfriend

Daniel reached out and skirmished the man sitting next to him.

Rebecca was late to her first skirmishing class.
by poppilols February 27, 2011
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skirmish

The most beneficial "team building" sport for SSC operations staff.
by mrfu March 16, 2003
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Skrimish

When someone accidentally misspells the word scrimmage.
Dan said, "It's only a Skrimish".
by markburong June 30, 2011
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Skirmish

Skirmishing is a good natured game of getting fucked up out of your mind using items like Axe Choclate and Listerine spray. WARNING: This shit might kill you... (This is Insane shit)

1. Spray a plentiful amount of AXE Dark Temptations or AXE Chocolate as it is otherwise known as, into one region of your shirt and then sniff it out of your shirt untill your nostrils start burning like the Devils Cock in Death Valley.
2. Once your mildly high start running around the room saying things like "I'm walking on sunshine" or "Woah, Whales are swimming on the fucking rainbow."
3. Once you do step #2 for a minute or two one of your semi-high friends will be convinced that spraying a shitload of putrid tasting listerine pocket mist down your fucking throught and into your eyeballs, possibly damaging your cornia, will rid you of the highness, Fortunatley this just makes you even more high.

4. After semi-high particepent douses your eyes and throught with an ass load of listerine both of your Skirmish Buddies will beat the fucking shit out of you with hard ass pillows until your ass is covered in scars and your penis has folded inside out. by the end of this sequence you will be high as shit. This can get you so high it can kill you.
I had a shitload of bruises after skirmishing with Brian last night. A skirmishing person might say: "Why the fuck are there whales jumping over rainbows right now?"
by BS Bloggers June 15, 2010
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skirish

A person of Scottish/Irish extraction, generally known for being drunk and exuberant, as well as getting naked at improper times.
Check out that skirish over there, she's hot as hell...and naked!
by carbomb renee April 25, 2010
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skirmishes

1. anything you can't explain
2. making out
3. funny behaviour or attitude
eg. my boyfriend and i were doing skirmishes when my dad walked into the room.

i hate it when girls act like that, their skirmishes and all...(implying whatever they did is annoying)

whenever i try to speak to you then you are doing skirmishes
by Queen S April 12, 2010
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