Skidder

Boston slang. A cheap person. Never picks up a tab. Always bumming smokes or drinks off other people. Pronounced SKIDDAH

Tommy is such a skidder

by Bumpyjonas December 9, 2016

Skidders and chips

Skidders and chips is a mem for eating chips in a toilet with skid marks in the bowl .

Boyfriend - babe wanna get some dinner ?
Girlfriend- where ?
Boyfriend- come to my toilet for some skidders and chips

by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox May 28, 2018

smidge

A small amount of something. Short for smidegeon.

You blocked me in. Can you move your car up just a smidge?

by Michael Chapman June 13, 2005

Spidget finner

Only the most sophisticated of all fidget spinners.

Jordy: OMFG I JUST GOT THE ULTIMATE SPIDGET FINNER. OMFGOOOOOOD.

by Demtane June 11, 2017

swidger

A low socio-economic mother who allows her children to wreck shoe stores and complains that other children made her kid cry. She is typically overweight, and takes no responsibility for her children's actions. She may be caught wearing clothing from the likes of a Disney Store or Walmart. Caution: Swidgers are dangerous and full of "store rage".

Look at that woman over there letting her kid run around the store. She is such a swidger.

by Corobbie May 22, 2007

Skadger

Badgers have notoriously bad eyesight and during a particularly misty night a Skunk was mistaken for one of its own and they mated. The Skunk became pregnant and the result was its bastard offspring, the Skadger. Half badger, half skunk.

Skadger Offences
Wilfully killing, injures or takes, or attempts to kill, injure or take, a skadger.
Cruelly ill-treating a skadger, digging for skadger, using skadger tongs, using a firearm other than the type specified under the exceptions within the Act.
Interfering with a skadger sett by damaging, destroying, obstructing, causing dog a dog to enter a sett, disturbing an occupied sett - either by intent or by negligence.
Selling or offering for sale a live skadger, having possession or control of a live skadger.
Marking a skadger or attaching any ring, tag, or other marking device to a skadger

by British Bobsleigh Team July 21, 2004

Smidge

A universal term, generally used to refer to narcotics or the consumption of said narcotics.

Smigga 1: Yo, lets go smidge real quick Rick.
Smigga 2: Alright let me grab my smidge bro.
Owen Mechling: Bro, I’m smidge rick!

by Jookles January 10, 2021