Skewered

Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.

"Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered."

by TSistgebestinthebusiness February 3, 2014

skeksis

1) Large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the Gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the "Dark Crystal." Written and directed by Jim Henson in 1982.

2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.

3) when combined with "-smurfer," one creates a euphemism for "mother-fucker."

1) " 'You know what I think? Skeksis scatter them all over place so right one don't get found.' "--From "Dark Crystal"

2) Austin is being such a skeksis bitch!

3) God!!! What a skeksis-smurfer!

by D. Shuman January 14, 2008

Skew

Weighing too much or more than is considered normal, proper, etc.

Having too much flabby tissue

Really man? Why would you tap that; she is skew.

Damn that bitch got a skew ass.

by Seymore Nips April 1, 2015

skekkle

a group of 2 or more skanks usually on a footpath

yell some shit at that skekkle coming up

by rahx1101 November 3, 2008

The Stewkley Mentality

The ability/choice to have an awesome time regardless of (and most of the time, in spite of) non-familiarity in location, circumstance or friend count.

Named after Stewkley, a small village outside Leighton Buzzard (see: middle of nowhere) where parties are held...for some fuckin' reason.

Coined by Lee & Joe of Sketch Comedy program "The ABTV Show".

"Yeah it was just Me and Corfield, at a Morris Dancing Festival, in Skegness, on a rainy November afternoon AAAAAND we weren't suited up BUT through the power of The Stewkley Mentality it was like we were partying with Bill Murray, in Vegas, on Crystal Meth AAAAAND my penis was made out of money. The ladies loved it."

by Malikibob October 9, 2011

skeck

the skin under your neck

"Listen to me, or I will grab your skeck!"

by earthscience4lyfe July 3, 2009

skewiff

Adjective, describing a thing, person or situation that is broken, in error, messed up, misunderstood.

But some of them seem to understand how badly they are being out-maneuvered and how skewiff their compass is.

by FlatMatt February 26, 2009