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Skeletons in your iPod

Songs or Videos in your iPod collection that you would be totally embarrassed about if your friends found out about them.
Heath: Hey, Lunchbox, you left your iPod here at work all unlocked and unattended.

Lunchbox: Uhhhh...Thanks, Brother H.

Heath: No problem, Box. Considering some of the crap that you like, I bet you have some serious skeletons in your iPod you wouldn't want anyone to find!
by 82 December 9, 2008
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Skeletons

Skeletons have a micropenis
Female skeletons are a microvirgin
by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
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skeletons

a stack of bones with the people scraped off.
The skeletons looks like your mom.
by Jill and Sarah February 15, 2007
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skeezitsy

game where you masturbate in the dark and the first one to cum has to jizz all over another person. That person than has to guess who jizzed on him. If he guesses wrong then everyone else jizzes on him with the lights on.
I hope I don't lose at skeezitsy tonight
by DLange April 11, 2007
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Spooky scary skeletons

Spooky, scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

Spooky, scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek

We're so sorry, skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should

'Cause spooky, scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be

Spirits supernatural
Are shy, what's all the fuss?
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious

Spooky, scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane

Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo
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Skeletosis

When a person gets so high, they practically die for a few hours before recovering.
My bro got so high, he wasn’t comatose, he had Skeletosis.
by Pineapple Skele October 10, 2018
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skeletons

Track homes or buildings not yet finished, just the frames of the building.
Tonight were gonna party in the skeletons.
by Phucker January 30, 2007
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