jump skeezy

a rather loose woman, easily convinced into sex, and always prepared for such.

Ramon: i fucked that bitch Quita last night
Casper: Damn! didn't you meet her last night
Ramon: hell yeah, she was a jump skeezy

by caz money November 27, 2007

Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012

skeezer

An evil, angry, scandalous, emotionally unstable and psychologically disturbed female predator that will typically blame men for the irresponsible and immature choices she has made in her life. A skeezer assumes, with fradulent intent, the character of a good woman so she can prey (not pray) on and use good men to support her selfish, inappropriate and irresponsible lifestyle. She will also use her children or get pregnant if she has to and will set no limit to get what she wants.

Her mother was a skeezer and so was her aunt and they taught her everything she knows.

by J. Duval December 28, 2007

Wheel some skeeze

to (wheel) hook up or pick up a (skeeze) skanky , slutty or easy partner..

daniel: YOOo were gonnaWheel some skeeze tonigh!! ahah jokingg. only hot girls

Mikey: you should have seen him last night he wheeled some skeeze

by jucied January 2, 2011

Sweezey

When one is receiving oral sex from a partner whom has very bad allergies, they wait until just before the point of their climax and then proceed to smack the partner in the face with a fist full of pollen.

As punishment for her terrible oral abilities, Mr. Fletcher Sweezey'd Trisha causing her to have a terrible allergic reaction.

by Swarlie September 10, 2007

skeeze disease

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.

1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.

by ericarnett February 16, 2009

Skeezet

skanky, skank

A sleazy, easy whore, refering to women.

Damn, that Kelly girl is a skeezet, shes with someone different every night.

by 28Freiji February 4, 2012