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wretch stretching

wretch stretching is the art of shoving anything you feel like (usually nearby and big)up a dirty whores cunt,the main enjoyment you get is seeing her squirm as you stretch and ruin her loose cunny.
i managed to ger that girl from the supermarket in my bed last night and gave her a good wretch stretching with a marrow i bought from her shop earlier i even managed to slip my hand down the side of it with some engine oil on it,you should have seen her eyes watering !
by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015
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Sketchin

To feel the negative effects of Drugs..
After tripping on two hits of LSD.. I was sketchin really hard after the party.. I felt like shit...
by chuckthefuk January 16, 2006
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Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.
Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.
by rexz April 6, 2021
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stretching your tackle

means chilling, coolin or just hanging/lounging around...
- "Word up, bro?"
- "Not much.. I'm just stretching my tackle here at my pad.."
by PurePlayaz June 7, 2005
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etch a sketchin'

v: to have to repeatedly flush, in order to remove the drawing that your turd left on the bottom of your porcelan throne.
"Damn... after eatin all those pork ribs n potato salad, I was really etch a sketchin' to hide the poop painting from my shorty."
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
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Stretching your Cornucopia

To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.
"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"
by Griff Law April 6, 2015
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kart skitching

The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.
dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.
by nipples May 24, 2007
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