skate

to not work. doing a leisure activity during a time where regular work is supposed to be done. term commonly used in the military. can be used as skater, skated, skating.

I was supposed to fix that truck today, but I decided to skate instead.

by Wild, kid Jorge August 26, 2008

Skates

A term for a filthy, dirty Portsmouth fan. A skate is a type of fish, hinting that Portsmouth fans are all fish, or smell of fish.

Southampton are going to smash the filthy skates this season.

by Fidel'zz October 31, 2011

skating

Can refer to the acts of: skateboarding, rollerblading, ice skating, etc.

John Emig got a slurpee thrown at him while skating.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

skate

to goof off or take it easy.

That job is skate duty. You fuckers have been skating and didn't get the job done.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

Skate

Originates from Naval sailors of Portsmouth in England getting lonely while at sea. These sick individuals would get a skate fish, slit it in half and nail it to a board. This would then be used to provide sexual pleasure.

Hence people from Portsmouth are known as Skates.

Harry Redknapp is a skate. Peter Crouch used to be a skate but he's alright now.

by Oliver Cuntwell September 10, 2008

skate

a 4 wheelin board to pop a nice 10 stiar handy

skate on your sisters can bed

by sodomy May 3, 2003

Skate

Someone from Portsmouth who supports P*mp*y, bastard.
Often - Skate Barstard

"You Skate Bastard"- St. Mary's stadium, heard every Saterday at 3pm-5pm.

by Benjamin Collis February 26, 2005