Red Shafting

The act of over Rusty Shafting (a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)

Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"

Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"

Ewan - "Hell Yea!"

Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"

by Paco-dude July 3, 2009

Synchronized Skating

A team of 12-20 figure skaters who move across the ice as a unit. Synchronized Skating is most popular in the Scandinavian countries and North America. Team Surprise of Sweden holds the record of being the most decorated team in history, holding 5 World Championship titles. Miami University is the most decorated team affiliated with a university, winning the only World Championship medal for the US to date. Miami University is also the current US National Champion.

The Synchronized Skating team of Miami University has won US Nationals 3 times, and are the current National Champions.

by Betsey's Gold May 3, 2009

Harlem Skating Rink

A modified form of the Cleveland Steamer where after crapping on one's chest you then sit on their chest and smear the crap by swiveling your hips in a circular motion.

After I gave Joe P. a Cleveland Steamer, I finished him off with a Harlem Skating Rink.

by Some dude super turbo mach 7 March 28, 2009

skating

To do meth.

Australian people refer to methamphetamine as ice, therefore the expression.

Oi mate! Why the shaky hands? You haven't been skating, have you?

by suckcup January 1, 2010

jam skating

An art form derived from artistic skating in which a person or group of people perform various tricks, stylish moves, and other visual displays to entertain an audience or compete in a jam skating event.

Man, I went down to the roller rink and saw these guys doing awesome breakdance-like moves on skates. They call it jam skating!

by JonR January 19, 2007

Skating

This is a term used in personal ads to refer to wanting to do meth and have sex with someone else.

Looking for a white male to go skating with tonight.

by Ms. Brown September 6, 2016

ice skating friends

Friends with a distrustful relationship. Friendship that is on thin ice. At any moment the ice might crack and one friend suspects the other ice skating friend will trip them, push them under the ice, and let them drown.

Jennifer sneaks and does things behind Crystal's back. Crystal knows what Jennifer is up to, but plays dumb and still hangs out with her. Crystal knows her and Jennifer are just ice skating friends, to be cautious of any opportune cracks in the ice, guard herself, and trip Jennifer first if she makes any sudden movements.

by TheBetterIceSkater November 5, 2013