shizard

A shortened version of "shit wizard", see Shit Wizard

you are a total shizard.
A what?
You know, a shit wizard

by Johann Spengler June 26, 2008

Slizard

A slimy turd that goes straight down the toilet hole and produces a particularly powerful feeling of euphoria

I was feeling pretty rough after Jim and I split a case of Natural Light, but then I let out that slizard and I'm feeling right as rain

by King Dookey May 22, 2019

sozard

sorry but not really sorry

niamh cockran- i’m sozard that ur grandma died ye
emily bolamd - thx

by nit_1234 July 2, 2021

Cole Sicard

A typical modern day hipster, usually with hipster clothes, a longboard, and purposeful bedhead. About 6 ft. tall and skinny. Enjoys indie music, and going the the same "The Killers" concert as a man named David.

David: "Hey! Look at that crazy hipster!"
Mark: "Yep, that sure is Cole Sicard."

David: "Hey, Cole Sicard, what's your favourite band?
Cole Sicard: "Modest mouse"

Mr. Weil: "Cole Sicard, practice your pianio"
Cole Sicard: "No, I'm too busy being a hipster.

by celerystikz May 4, 2010

slizard

Mixing cough syrup and alchohol.

Yo, I finally made buckleys taste good, this a good slizard.

by Twistedchild September 26, 2010

sizzard

a "dirty south" term for drinks

lets go to the bar and get some sizzards

by krazykylee10 November 4, 2010

skizard manizard

A very close call of being caught, so close the only thing scarier is having your lizard or dick cut off. Hence the Skizard part.

Skizard Manizard bitch, that cop almost caught my ass. Let's get the hell out of here.

by MT-Empty July 8, 2004