fuck sitck

A retard's way of spelling "fuck stick"

Bob: "Get a load of that guy, what a Fuck Sitck"
Dave: "You didn't perhaps ride a "retard racer" to school did you?

by Blinker F December 13, 2008

What's the sitch bitch?

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.

"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."

by Margaritaville1025 January 16, 2012

sitcom

Short for situational comedy.
Some good sitcoms are Seinfeld,Married withchildren,cheers, and happy days.

Ted:Happy days is the best sitcom.
Joe:umm...yup.

by Nunya Buisness August 19, 2006

Sitcom

the only shows worth binge-watching. The best one is Modern Family. (Why is everyone so obsessed with Friends! IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD!)

Me: You watched any sitcoms lately?
Him: Yeah! I love Fre...
Me: If you say Friends, I will kill you
Him: I like Modern Family, Modern Family's good
Me: That's better!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Bon of a Sitch

The crazy, non-swearing people's substitute for "Son of a Bitch." Also can be used in public instead of the more harsh alternative.

"You Bon of a Sitch, that was MY hotdog!"

by Repoort November 15, 2004

sitcho

(verb - slang)
To strongly encourage a person to briskly sit down and remain seated.

You need to sitcho butt down in that chair.

I told you to sitcho self down.

by DivaVocals August 31, 2020

Scope the sitch

literal meaning: scope out the situation.

To go somewhere;
To see how a situation is going;
To check out a certain event.

Bob: "hey Steve, did you hear Tina is throwing a huge party on Friday? It's gonna be epic."

Steve: "yeah man I am definitely gonna scope the sitch."

by LeXor October 18, 2008