Fuckface von Simpleton

An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.

Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018

Simpleton in Chief

Another apt nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Tweeting away the hours while watching Fox News, the Simpleton in Chief desperately longs for an identity beyond his as a fake Forbes tycoon.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

Simpotent

when a person (usually male) is excessively deferential, engages in flattery, or "does way too much for a person they like" (usually a female), but is afraid to practice sexual acts with said person (usually female) once they show interest.

"bruh, on gawd this nigga Tanukichi be actin real simpotent around these bitches"

by KoolaidJizz January 15, 2021

simplón

An adult person who is childlike in reasoning and demeanor. An adult with an IQ of a 10 year old.

Jake, Clint, Carl, Rainman, Forrest Gump

by mery lopez July 7, 2005

Simpleton

noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez

Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."

by Splusm March 1, 2015

simpletonsimon

a clueless know it all

rodinoz alias is simpletonsimon

by emc October 27, 2003