(Vb.) To spister
An experimental and volatile combination of spanking, fisting and scissoring, derived from the popular childhood game 'rock, paper, scissors.' The act of spistering and interpretation is left as an exercise for the reader.
An experimental and volatile combination of spanking, fisting and scissoring, derived from the popular childhood game 'rock, paper, scissors.' The act of spistering and interpretation is left as an exercise for the reader.
'Ah, mate, I went off with this bird and spistered her all night long. There was blood everywhere!'
'If you don't stop being such a jerk, I'm gonna spister yo sister.'
'If you don't stop being such a jerk, I'm gonna spister yo sister.'
by Kinky Jigsaw November 23, 2011
Get the Spister mug.A productive member of society who enjoys craft beer, coffee and cocktails. This individual may be found in flannel shirts on the weekends but normal has professional apparel on Monday through Friday.
These individuals will drive 10 miles out of their way to get locally roasted coffee.
A sipster will only drink macrobrew beer at sporting events and gun point.
These individuals will drive 10 miles out of their way to get locally roasted coffee.
A sipster will only drink macrobrew beer at sporting events and gun point.
I heard Brian had over 150 oz of Pliny the Younger this year. He's such a sipster.
Scott stops for a pour over coffee everyday on his way to his CPA job. He's such a sipster.
Scott stops for a pour over coffee everyday on his way to his CPA job. He's such a sipster.
by Brewnology916 March 4, 2015
Get the Sipster mug.Related Words
simpister • simposter • simister • simpsister • Simpster • sinister • sipster • Sempiternal • Simpist • SImpostor
One who perceives himself to be like Frank Sinatra. Drinks, smokes, and gets women.
Also know as being the opposite of straight-edge.
Also know as being the opposite of straight-edge.
by moody316 March 24, 2009
Get the Sinister Edge mug.A one downin' fool you might encounter at your friend's mamma's house. Usually found lookin for purple stuff in the fridge on his way down to the basement where he might try to play uriah heep bass lines and poke holes in your rubbers.
Dude, if you can't already tell from the easy livin' riff, sinister finister is downstairs. I think he broke your dad's treadmill and oh yeah, you might want to double wrap your pickle if stacey is comin' over later.
by biddy-b January 21, 2005
Get the Sinister Finister mug.A noob attack in World of Warcraft that only noob subtlety rogues would use in order to waste more energy instead of using hemorrhage. However, it is a vital skill for combat and assassination rogues because it is about the only attack that they can spam in order to gain combo points. Some combat rogues also prefer sinister strike with improve sinister strike talent.
rogues typical chain combo
sap - cheap shot - Sinister strike - Sinister strike - kidney
Sub rogues
sap - ambush - hemo - hemo - kidney
(or something like that)
sap - cheap shot - Sinister strike - Sinister strike - kidney
Sub rogues
sap - ambush - hemo - hemo - kidney
(or something like that)
by Noob rogue December 21, 2008
Get the sinister strike mug.by Frankenstein Smells June 30, 2010
Get the Sillister mug.
Get the oculus sinister mug.