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Simposium 

When a large group of men all simp for one girl, that is that girl's simposium.
When Susanna became single and got a tinder profile, she had a whole simposium going in just under a week.

Sasha's onlyfans is blowing up, she got a whole ass simposium.
Simposium by sandypandy311 June 13, 2020
A abortion term that comes from the TDS Fandom, referring to a woman boss in TDS

Mainly 'sexist' as they say
"At least I don't work for SimpBoss!"

simpitism 

Simpitism is the force of someone simping so hard that they soon envelope everyone that they care about into a storm of "I love her!!" and "We are perfect for each other!" The person who is having the simpitism soon either decides to quit simping or they simp harder.
Guy1: Bro, Humphrey's simpitism almost got him arrested last night!
Guy2: Humphrey needs to stop simping!
simpitism by TheGarfunkle March 21, 2020

simpsonism

The idea that you can get away with any crime regardless of the severity or ridiculousness. To be a simpsonist.
John:Yo man you killed someone, went to trial, got off, then went and robbed some guys for fuckin sports memorabilia. O.J: Yea fool,You should follow simpsonism.
simpsonism by Brett Owen March 22, 2008

simprovised 

Simprovised (shortened "simp")
Is a person whose thoughts are so simple, that regular human is unable to understand them so he has to improvise in order to communicate with such a person.
A: U gt do it lika dat.
B: What?
A: Y r u not der...
B: Don´t talk like simprovised
simprovised by x1asf2354asd March 29, 2020

Simpious 

When your boy has been acting like a Simp in an extended period of time
I cannot stand Mark, his behavior has been so simpious ever since he met Brittany.
Simpious by SimpDoctor April 1, 2020