Simplisticated

It's opposite of complicated. To have something so simple it's to simple.

This evening just got so much more simplisticated now that I have nothing to do.

by DuhBomb December 30, 2009

simpitis

A simp who simps

Ye has contracted simpitis

by I am the ultimate retard August 24, 2020

syphilisaurus

someone that has syphilis, and perhaps knowingly spreads the STD to others because they are a fuck-junkie.

scott had sex with three girls yesterday, keeping genus syphilisaurus alive.

by .Allison. September 13, 2006

Miley Syphilis

A Nickname For Miley Cyrus. She Has This Nickname Because This Is One Of The Many STD's She Will Acquire In The Next 5 Years Or So

Miley Cyrus Fan:OMG MILEY IS AWESOME!!!1
Non-Miley Cyrus Fan: You Mean Miley Syphilis? I Hate Her

by mrsandman9896 March 29, 2009

Black Syphilis

A pseudo-legendary STD with a probable origin in East Asia. According to hearsay the malignant virus manifests many of the same symptoms as standard syphilis, but does so with alarming speed and terminality. Unfortunately, there is no known treatment or cures for Black Syphilis. According to fable, the tertiary phase of the disease results in the infected decay of one's genitals, and in men, will supposedly cause the penis to eventually rot off.

Rumor of the disease’s existence first circulated among US military personnel occupying post-WW2 Japan in the late 1940s and later during the Korean War. The myth of Black Syphilis proliferated throughout the Asian world and among American military personnel during the Vietnam conflict, although strangely very few known bonifide cases have been medically documented. Today the disease is rumored to exist primarily in Thailand. In the American military, it is rumored that should a person contract the dreaded disease abroad that they would be forbidden from reentering the US.

Stay out of the brothels in Bangkok! If you get the Black Syphilis they won't let you back home!

by Jypsy April 6, 2008

Syphilis

A particularly nasty STD, that in later stages causes infertility, leads to your pubes falling out and eventually insanity and death. Friedrich "God is dead" Nietzsche, the German philosopher, caught this from a whore and died. Very common in the midle ages, particularly among the nobility of France. Can be covered up, externally, by a merkin. The US government conducted secret tests on African-Americans in the 30's to see how likely you were to die from syphilis. The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiments didn't end until the 1970's.

I didn't use a condom when I had sex with that whore and now I have tertiary syphilis, which is making me CRAZY! This is some bad news for my poor wang.

by me oh my December 28, 2005

Melon Simpitis

Melon Simpitis is defined as a psychological disorder, that is in every male, but sometimes controlled by some, that plagues all males, whenever a girl approaches, they become extreme simps. This happens and is not limited to Discord, IG, Snapchat, Facebook, or even real life.

Kind of like veelas from Harry Potter, or Sirens from Greek Mythology, but this is very real.

Symptoms (Hah, simptoms):
- People suddenly act polite, offer to send money/buy things for her
- They want to marry her (using the MarriageBot in Discord)

- They want to write about her 'bodily functions' :/ -- These are literal symptoms, not exaggerations
- They want to change their profile to match hers
- They want to charm her and show her that they have good jokes

- They defend her whenever she is even slightly thrown a joke at.
- They wanna be her slave
- They want her. -- This is the last simp stage. At this point the people are dangerous. People like Alinity or Pokimane have such men (they gladly profit from them too)

A Coincidence?

40% of all Melons have cat profile pictures.

A Random Melon: Hi
Felix: Heyyy, how's it going?
Melon: Great, how about you?
Belarus: Omg i wanna write about your period, yes.
Melon: what the fuck, no i don't want yo--
Felix: omg yesssssssssssss
Nikolai: I wanna be you, send pfp link
Kass: Check out my Hoxha bunkers 😏
Melon: Guys stop pls this is weird
Skrab: Yeah guys! She doesn't like it! She only likes it from me
Melon: DUDE. I DON-
Matias: I wanna be your slave
All aforementioned people: I'll buy you nitro if you marry me
Melon's Husband: Wtf? Immoral, how dare you all? Where are your ethics?
Melon: I wanna die. I hate Melon Simpitis.
Spoop: I made a fanfic of you.

by Paki, Gen. of Pakistan November 7, 2020