simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Russell and Rylee simper appreciation day

This is the day we appreciate the life of 17 yr old Russell Simper and 15 yr old Rylee simper. We all pat them on their back and give them a kiss on the lips farewell.

“HEY DID YOU KNOW ITS RUSSELL AND RYLEE SIMPER APPRECIATION DAY!?”

by Theblackiestboiaround January 8, 2021

Simper

loves bbc .loves it from behind but good at using her tong.

damn thats a simper for shaw

by semii September 8, 2020

simperize

The combination of terms Simplify and Rationalize in math.

Okay class, today we will be working on being able to simperize fractions!

by CyanEnderz January 30, 2018

Simper

This is a made up age range for ages 6-26 to a let their son if he sees a cute girl he sells his Boby,pays some girl on the internet,to show his balls etc.

Woman : why is your 16 Year old son showing me his ball?
Mom : oh it's nothing he just a simper

by 459395 February 13, 2022

Simper

.loves it from behind but good at using her tough.loves the bbc chanel at 7

damn thats a simper for shaw

by semii September 8, 2020