A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.
“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
by Abercrombie and hoe April 19, 2020
Get the Dirty Simona mug.A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).
It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?
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Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?
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by rave69uk December 7, 2015
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The ship name for the best sitcom ship (Amy Sosa and Jonah Simms from Superstore). Biggest sitcom ship serve of all time.
by simmosa April 11, 2021
Get the Simmosa mug.Simone is a female given name derived from Simon, Hebrew Simeon, meaning "one who hears". It first appears in Iberia from the 10th century, as Jimena, Ximena, feminine eponym of Jimeno (Simeon) II of Pamplona, founder of the Jiménez dynasty. Simone itself is the French spelling.
Simone - pronounced see-MAW-ne - is also the Italian spelling of the male given name, Simon; the Italian feminine form is Simona.
Modernly, it is a female name quite used in Portuguese, both in the South-American and in the European variants.
In Romania the feminine form Simona is widely spread whereas the masculine Simon is very rare.
Simone - pronounced see-MAW-ne - is also the Italian spelling of the male given name, Simon; the Italian feminine form is Simona.
Modernly, it is a female name quite used in Portuguese, both in the South-American and in the European variants.
In Romania the feminine form Simona is widely spread whereas the masculine Simon is very rare.
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by sinmia June 26, 2009
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Boy 2: Oh they ain't cooking anything! theyre having themselves a good ol' samosa party in there!
Boy 2: Oh they ain't cooking anything! theyre having themselves a good ol' samosa party in there!
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Person1: i wonder when Simonas is going to come outside
Person2: he won’t come out till he makes his netherite beacon
Person2: he won’t come out till he makes his netherite beacon
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