simon

means himan "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse

"fuck that chicks simon bled all over me!"

by boblee February 08, 2008

simon

A leader among men who has the unafformentioned ability to fail at launching. This person has multiple erections yet fails to ejaculate when predisposed to sexual fantasies and proprioception from sensual sources. This person is a descendent of a fish face and has yet to experience the ultimate satisfaction and blasting onto a person's face

Yo dont be a simon, that dudes a failure
Yo last a little longer, stop being a Simon.

by Failure to Launch April 11, 2007

simon

A retarded kid who does very stupid stuff all the time. He is short and usually gets female attention but as he is so retarded he goes for ones that live in other countries. When first meeting Simon people instantly know he is special with autism, down syndrome or something else. Simon also thinks he is good at Counter-Strike but plays for himself, does not help teammates and also does not take any criticism.

Mate, you kicked the glass door and now its smashed everywhere. You Simon now or something?

by HamstersRevenge November 04, 2018

simon

Simon is a common slang term in Kent England for someone who is annoying and cocky. Someone who is not well liked and needs a slap. Other words for Simon are Cunt, bell end and fucktard

That guy is such a massive Simon. I can't stand him

by smallwillybilly October 26, 2015

simon

To Hack another persons social media account to speak highly of oneself or insinuate you are 'hung'

Person 1: Hey what are you doing on the computer?
Person 2: Er.. Um nothing
Person 1: You better not be pulling a Simon!
Person 2: *hangs head in shame* I'm sorry. I did pull a Simon.

by nail—biting—shite November 29, 2014

Simone Simons

Is a Professional German Mezzo-Soprano singer known for being the Frontwoman of the Symphonic Metal band "Epica" since she was 16 years old.

With her red hair, white porcelain skin and beautiful blue eyes.. she has stolen the hearts from her loyal fans and winned attention all over the world thanks to her talent and beautiful voice.

*Simone Simons can be heard too in the video "The Haunting (Somewhere in time)" of the american metal band Kamelot.

* Simone Simons can be found at her myspace web: www.myspace.com/simone_simons or in the band's web www.myspace.com/epica

by AnnChristabel February 27, 2008

Simon

Simon is a guy that is extremely sweet and kind. He is a guy who makes everyone smile. He might not be prince charming, but he is a sweetheart. He is good with people, and he surrounds himself with the people he loves. He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. He is a man of his words. He is cute and when you find him, you never forget him.

Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

by faithlove January 01, 2017