Simian Flu

This is a WORD from a game call PLAGUE:INC and it will Change simians' IQ.This virus Made Inspired by a film Made call Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. 此词汇来自一款叫做瘟疫公司的游戏.该病毒会提高猩猩智商.且设计灵感来源于猩球黎明电影

Simian flu is changing simians' IQ.

by ICE君 September 17, 2022

Simian Slam

The act of intentionally ejaculating upon the first thrust of entering a woman, and it being a particularly violent thrust at that.

My babe is coming over later but I'm tired so I'm just gonna do the Simian Slam.

by RealRichardSimmons January 26, 2026

Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh September 10, 2005

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.

I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.

by jgogs April 9, 2007

Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene

P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”

by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025