simcity

To simcity someone is to set them on a seemingly neverending task.

"Bill, go clean your room!"
"Mum! Don't simcity me, please!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Gary Simcox

A really rich 16 y/o guy who works as a programmer and owns every Apple product ever made.

Guess what? Gary Simcox just bought another iPhone!

by thecaucasity January 9, 2019

Simcoe

AKA skidcoe, trashiest place you’ll ever see. meth and fent everywhere. Nothing worse then SCS in the world, drug hotspot. toonie lady always gonna find you. Stay away at all costs

CC ”yo do you wanna go see simcoe?“
Kyle ”Nah i don’t wanna be shot, laced, or miserable today”

by Ek.2.trappedout September 26, 2022

simchun

Used to describe extremely short and white individuals, characterised by an unexplanable sexual attraction to horny old caucasian men.Typically, a "simchun", also known as a "horny smurf", acts very queer and homosexual and speaks very weirdly under stress,but under this veneer lies a typically pre-pubescent young man with raging hormones wanting to put his typically bald phallus up various female's buttocks.

Don't be a simchun and leer at pigs.

by wankingprincess. May 13, 2006

simcore

usually found lurking around internet cafes this creature is what we in NZ call a 'wannabe progamer'.. generally chubby in stature this beast spends countless hours playing a stupid computer game thinking one day he will make a living out of it, also tend to sacrifice anything to win the abovementioned game which includes fucking over everyone of his so-called friends

by HeatoN March 18, 2003

SimCurious

Someone who has an intense affinity for Creative Self Expression and strong curiosity about The Sims video games- but hasn't played the game yet (or isn't willing to admit it)

Since he was 13, Gary was extremely SimCurious but hadn't found the right Sims game to play and was too shy to ask Halo buddies about it.

by Plumbobber April 6, 2011

Simcoe math

A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.

Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.

"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"

by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021