Aperture Science

A company founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson, originally to create shower curtains for the U.S. Military, but went in a different direction after Johnson went insane from mercury poisoning. Most notable works include the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and the supercomputer GLaDOS. Considered a rival to Black Mesa.

Aperture Science.

We do what we must, because we can.

by Dr. Paine July 19, 2009

Spencer Reid

Hot...Dreamy...Loving....Smart...and he was also left on the door steps of the FBI.

Spencer Reid is amazing.

by Dr.SpencerReid323 November 13, 2020

Spencer FC

Spencer FC is a football club based in Dogsthorpe Peterborough, they are rivals to neighbouring club Freezers Geezers UTD.
Spencer FC fans are regarded as being mentally deficient and to make monkey noises when playing.
They are well known for losing 5 - 2 to the Freezers Geezers UTD which they feel cheated about to this day.

Spencer FC lose to the Freezer Geezers all the time

by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021

Science H. Logic

According to South Park, this would be a popular exclamation if eveyone in the world was an Atheist.
An obvious parody on "Jesus H. Christ."

Science H. Logic! He ate my cat!

by Ian the Almighty December 21, 2006

Spencer Haynes

blacksmith

Hey, you see that kid taking a shit?
Yeah, that's Spencer Haynes!

by cacajosh October 17, 2019

Spencer Reid

Spencer Reid is a fictional character from the tv show criminal minds. He can read about 200,000 words at the same time with an Edithc memory. He is also cute

A: spencer Reid is cute

B: who?
A: spencer Reid guy from criminal minds
B: what??
A: *mumbles* never mind I was just gonna say he's awesome

by iamapperently88%awesome😱 March 12, 2020

sam the science man

that kid that's hot and funny and smart, yeah that's sam.

person 1: remember Sam the science man?
person 2: yeah the hot one with all the chicks, he ditched me because I'm not popular
person 1: what a bitch

by mansfield ma December 24, 2018