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Off the Simmons

A state of mind only marijuana may induce, during this state one is often filled with joy, ease, and, relaxation
“Yo nick, I’m off the Simmons right now

Nick: “I am the Simmons”
by Yah mean December 5, 2019
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simon cowell

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
by mikespooner October 1, 2007
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Simon Cowell

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
by jackiiboii January 20, 2014
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Joseph Simmons III

by Blazikennnnnnnn July 19, 2020
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love, simon

A movie (based off the book “Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda) that revolves around a closest gay kid in his senior year of high school named Simon Spier (played by Nick Robinson). He starts to secretly chat with another closest gay kid in his school through email, they disguise their identities by using nicknames. Simon’s was “Jacques” and the love interests was “Blue”. Another student at the school finds out about Simons secret and blackmails him and forces Simon to set him up with one of his friends. This is one of the first mainstream LGBTQ+ movies released by a major studio like Fox.
Linda: what LGBT movie is there for us to watch?
Tina: how about Love, Simon?
by MallHunter May 21, 2018
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Simon Cowell

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.
person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell
by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020
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Foxx Simon

Used to express general anger, although the word 'Simon' is used to express anger against the Maltese leader of the Nationalist Party, Simon Busuttil. This man is often portrayed as a fucking cunt and a bitch ass motherfucker. 'Foxx is the Maltese equivalent of 'fuck;

However, the term 'Foxx Simon' is generally used to express anger or frustration to everyday situations. Take a look at the examples below.
Ma jridx iqumli zobbi? Foxx Simon! (My dick's gone limp? Fuck Simon!)

Dak il-qahba baghalu ta zobb ta Simon tela fil-gvern? Foxx Simon! (That cunt of a whore of a dick of Simon is now in the Government? Fuck Simon!)
by TheHoboMaster May 19, 2015
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