cock scarfing

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.

Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!

by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007

scarfing

The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. Not neccessarily done during masturbation, this can be more safe/fun with a partner.

erotic asphyxiation
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.

by Vladzilla January 12, 2007

Scaldings

Term for excitement due to very pleasant results

Skal_Dings

i got an A on my test....SCALDINGS!!!!

Zac: "Hey Sam i brought some beer over...."

Sams Responce: "Scaldings!!!"

by Jasper Copenhagen December 9, 2008

Jojo siwaring

The act of damaging your own hairline

Girl 1:Kimberly has been jojo siwaring since birth

by CookieDoughMonster September 6, 2018

Hog scalding

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.

"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"

by Uncle Club February 2, 2020

scarfing

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt

by jackass February 20, 2005

Hoe scaring music

Music without casual appeal that could be described as experimental or limit pushing.

Some artists that create hoe scaring music are Playboi Carti, bladee or scarlxrd

Me: What’s that song called?
Paul: that’s the house of cards intro song actually
Me: Nigga, no wonder you pull no bitches if you listen to that hoe scaring music

by SorryThatYouWantMe March 5, 2023