Members of the Sigma Iota Beta local sorority at Hope College. Every girl on campus wants to be a SIB but would deny it if asked. They like to party and have a good time but are also the girls you could take home to mom and dad. They are the most down to earth and involved on campus. If you meet a cool girl at Hope, odds are...she's a SIB.
Guy 1: I met these sweet girlslast night. They were hot, fun, and smart.
Guy 2: Were they SIBS?
Guy 1: Yeah
Guy 2: knew it
Guy 2: Were they SIBS?
Guy 1: Yeah
Guy 2: knew it
by John Crimes August 22, 2011
SIBS, or Scumbag Internet Blues Syndrome, is a state of depression or disappointment resulting from finding a person of the opposite sex online, while knowing that you could never actually meet them in person because they are out of reach or "on the other side of the world".
Bartender: Hey, man, you look heartbroken. What ails ya?
Internetter: I've got SIBS.
Bartender: Ouch, man. Where is she?
Internetter: Siberia.
Bartender: Damn, that's cold.
Internetter: Shut up, you don't know how I feel...
Internetter: I've got SIBS.
Bartender: Ouch, man. Where is she?
Internetter: Siberia.
Bartender: Damn, that's cold.
Internetter: Shut up, you don't know how I feel...
by Suppercut January 20, 2013
by scumbyisgreat September 10, 2020
An acronym for a Spooning Induced Boner. A common malady for young, male, virgins. A side effect for the receiver is a minor bruise in the thigh/hip region. This will hurt for 4-7 days minimum, depending on the size of the offending boner.
"Oh man, I have a bruise the size of a quarter on my buttocks! What can it be from?!"
"OOOOOhh that's from a SIB!"
"OOOOOhh that's from a SIB!"
by AMAHAHA July 13, 2008