Shwanger

having one's weiner licked whilst one takes a piss on the partner's face

he had to pee, so he thought a shwanger was just the ticket

by S. Wilson June 8, 2003

Shwanked

When a man or woman Performs Masturbation to Shay Wes Photography's Profile Picture or other pictures on Facebook. Shortened version of Shay-Wanker

Hey, Kenny what did you today? Oh Nothing, sat around and Shwanked...but don't tell my girlfriend (Wife).

by Tiphers June 29, 2011

Shwangdangler

A term used to describe the penis

Did you see his shwangdangler? It's massive

by Skrtdgw December 22, 2016

Shwangdazzle

Its just, like, some spectacular cock shit.

"So he thought he could get away with smashing out with stitches in his dick by just putting a condom on to hold his shit together!? Goddamn thats a fucking shwangdazzle if I ever heard one!"

by anonymous February 10, 2021