shwasted

a combination of "shit-faced" and wasted. Really drunk basiclly.

I am not getting drunk tonight, I am going to get SHWASTED!!!

by ValAnne May 8, 2005

Shwasted

(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".

Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.

by Ian Ebsch July 20, 2008

Shwaysted

The act of being entirely waaaaay too drunk.

This fool nick came home with no clothes singing some backstreet boys, this fool must have been shwaysted!

by The54thPhile October 16, 2009

shadster

someone who is being "shady"

Wow, Purdiep sell's shady ass dutches to CJ therefore he is a shadster

by ticeticebaby August 2, 2006

shwasted

It is an explicit combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted"

"What did you do last night man?" "Dude i got so shwasted and and nailed a fat girl."

by Big C. Mass E. November 17, 2009

shwasted

in the state of being really drunk; combination of shit-faced and wasted

lets get shwasted tonight!

by 757baby August 2, 2009

shwastitute

Someone who lives in, or is from, Oshawa.

Person 1: Hey Sarah, are we gonna go to that new coffee shop I heard about?
Person 2: All the way in Oshawa? No way, it's crawling with shwastitutes!
Person 1: Oh, good point. I wouldn't want to get caught up in that mess.

by shwastitute October 5, 2007