The shinobi law of numbers

The fighting capacity of the individual ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of similarly dressed shinobi present. Other wise known as the inverse law of ninjas.

The shinobi law of numbers says that all except one ninja will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.

by Eloka December 13, 2008

Shinobu Kawajiri

In the popular anime “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure”, a running gag across the parts is for a character (such as Noriaki “MILFhunter” Kakyoin or Okuyasu “ZA HANDO” Nijimura) to call a mother hot, such as Kakyoin calling Jotaro Kujo’s mom “the kind of person he would want to fall in love with” or Joseph Joestar calling his own mom hot (although he didn’t know it was his mother at the time), but in part 4 it seems that Hayato Kawajiri’s mom gets none of these comments. That is an absolute tragedy. She is easily the hottest mom in the entirety of JJBA, and Kakyoin (were he alive to meet her) would definitely agree, as he and I are basically the same person. She would be absolutely unable to deflect my emerald splash as it landed all over her face and dribbled down her chin. She’d rerorero all over my Emperor as it shot another bullet into her mouth, and I would moan in ecstacy as she did Dirty Deeds for Dirt Cheap. Shinobu Kawajiri is the only true waifu in the Jojoverse, and that’s a fact, Jack.

Shinobu Kawajiri is the season only true waifu

by Kosaku Kawajiri November 12, 2019

Shinobu Sensui

Shinobu Sensui was once a rei kai detective (spirit detective), who had amazing judgement and powers since he was a child. But on one case he came upon a group of humans torturing innocent youkai (demons). Sakyo was in this group. When seeing that, he tried to protect the youkai, but failed. After that, he gathered a group of seven people with supernatural powers like his. Sensui planned to make a hole in the barrier between Ningenki (human world) and Makai. Although the only reason he planned it was to get Yusuke's attention. For he still had other plans. Although he may not look it, Sensui's powers are very strong and he is rated as an S-class demon. He also has seven different personalities in his one body that come out in different situations. (Though you can never tell...)

Since his powers exceed Yusuke's, he kills him. Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara had no chance against him either. Shinobu Sensui is defeated when Yusuke is reborn because of his youkai blood and gains S-class powers. One of Sensui's great powers was his Sacred Energy technique.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Shanoogie

(n.)- a Shanoogie is a person from Mexico who seems to get a kick out of coming to Calexico or San Diego or any other border town and make it impossible for us to run our normal lives by taking up all the parking, causing traffic, and causing long lines at stores and malls.

Fuck Man! All the Shanoogies are taking the fun out of Black Friday. They're getting on my fucking nerves, Im about to stab a ho.

by r2d2 Bur 2 the gos January 6, 2012

Shinobi Life 2

Shinobi Life 2 is a game where rinnegan = win

"You wanna play some Shinobi Life 2" said Jack. "I am going to kill myself tonight Jack" said his Father.

by zuroah October 19, 2020

Mike Shinoda

The second vocalist of Linkin Park, whos role is the MC/rapper/harmony. He is from Augora California, and is half-american, half-japanese. In 2003 he married his longtime girlfriend, Anna Lovejoy. Another role that he plays in the band is creating the album art, and also collaborates on the graphics for the band's website.

Mike Shinoda and Chester Bennington are the vocalists for Linkin Park.

by Stigma July 9, 2004

shinoda

The last name of one of the greatest masterminds in hip-hop & rap, Mike Shinoda.
Appearing on the scene with Linkin Park, started Fort Minor as a side project.

Dude, thats a Shinoda piece of work there!

by Fort Minor Foot Soldier July 12, 2006