ai shui

n. Female secretions released when sexually aroused. The term comes from Mandarin and literally means "love water".

I seal the envelopes for all my love letters with ai shui.

by Sam's neolojism June 15, 2008

Fenging up the shui

Changing something, particularly within a group of people, that affects everyone. This change can be seen as uncomfortable or different, and will not go unnoticed, however small it is.

When Evan pulled the lunch table forward, if only a few inches, he had fenged up the shui for everyone sitting at it.

Emily: Stop fenging up the shui by trying to switch us to 2% milk!

by Flying starfruit August 3, 2016

spunk shui

The art of arranging any room in your home where you might be masturbating such that nobody can walk in on you with your back turned.

My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.

by acefan February 27, 2009

hillbilly feng shui

The process of when two {or more} yard jalopies are moved and rearranged so that a new yard jalopy can be added to the space and no extra space is needed. Thus making a more efficient yet messier area.

"The flat bed is ready to unload at Bubba's yard,prepare for the hillbilly feng shui."

by S. Chamberlain March 16, 2007

porn shui

The art of an internet porn surfer to position him- or herself in a manner that not only obscures the provocative computer screen from public view, but also gives the surfer the ability to detect any intrusive dangers immediately.

I'm a porn shui master- my back is facing the wall and the door is well within my view.

by duuuuuder January 16, 2008

Bong Shui

In ancient times, Bong Shui, was known as "Kan-Yu" which means stoned or extremely high according to The Law of Heaven and Earth. Today's Bong Shui schools teach that it is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to achieve extreme highness or complete stonedness with harmony with the environment. Bong shui literally translates as "In haling pot through wind-water." This is a cultural shorthand taken from by Guo Pu of the Jin Dynasty.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out.
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.

I angled my couch in accordance with Bong Shui and the afternoon sun is no longer a buzz kill.

by T. Crnko November 29, 2007

stream shui

The harmonizing of wi-fi and digital devices in relation to available bandwidth, Ethernet or another networking device. Feng Shui of combinations of digital devices

Dude, get your phone off my wifi, you're messing with the NetFlix stream shui

by Neonbohemian November 7, 2013