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shuft

shoved with vigor, usually up into one’s or another’s rectal cavity.
Someone shuft a cucumber up my ass!”
by trogdawn October 14, 2020
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shaftation

We witnessed a serious level of shaftation from the competition today.
by M-H & Tamer October 16, 2006
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shuttage

After all these years she still hadn't got shuttage over her ex.
by cavr November 11, 2008
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Shuffail

The act of shuffling a deck of cards exceptionally poorly. This can result in all the cards flying out of the hands of the shuffler, or people drawing absolutely miserable hands from the deck of cards. Excellent excuse for those who are losing games of poker or blackjack to poor hands versus inadequate skill.
Dealer: Blackjack...again.
Player 1: This is the third time I got a 6 and a 7. I think that your shuffling methods are trash.
Player 2: Agreed, this is a serious shuffail.
Dealer: I dropped the cards in a bowl of nacho cheese, I'm sorry.
by Hoffenstein December 28, 2010
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Shuftee

Noun and Verb.

N: A shuftee - sexual deviant (of either sex) who gains gratification from sniffing recently-used ladies bicycle saddles in hot weather.

Vb: To shuftee - To place the flared nostrils on the horn of a freshly-used ladies bicycle saddle on a sweltering hot day, inhale deeply through the nose and collapse in a miasma of orgasmic delight.
N:
'Just look at him coming all over her rear mudguard: the filthy shuftee'

Vb:
'How dare you shuftee my Raleigh Superior!'
'Is it yours, Miss Widdecombe? Oh God - I thought it belonged to Miss Lumley.'
by Albert Woods December 9, 2008
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Shaftable

Shaftable is a term used to describe how sexually attractive a girl is, and how much you would like to have sex with her.
That girl is TOTALLY shaftable, seen boom.
by JustAnotherCracker January 13, 2006
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shufting

The act of taking powdered drugs, applying to ones pinky finger and packing it into ones anal cavity. Generally used to test quality.
"These ass-less chaps are particularly conducive to shufting"

"How did your ass get so ragged?"-

"I have been shufting since the late 80's"
by Sammoot November 19, 2013
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