shrinkle

The combination of the words "shrink" and "wrinkle," used mainly to describe articles of clothing.

Those pants are shrinkle resistant - they won't shrink or wrinkle!

by Dana_S August 27, 2005

Backfield shrinkage

(n) In law or other industries where time is entered by professionals for billing to clients, the process by which the time is "written down," by owners of the firm to reduce the compensation of the professionals entering the time.

Frequently, this phenomenon is accompanied by the owners of the firm "writing up" their own time on the same file to increase their own share of the billings to the client.

I billed 200 hours last month, but the backfield shrinkage will probably cut that in half by the time that it gets billed out.

by Frustrated_Monolingual December 29, 2010

Shrinkle

The action that happens to a man's balls when he enters a cold pool or it is cold outside.

Dude! You said the pool was heated. My balls totally just shrinkled.

by B Dyal February 7, 2008

shrinkle

when the sun shrinks and burns something like skin or an egg on a hot skillet and makes a crinkling noise

the sun is a shrinkle machine, it is shrinkling me as we speak!!!!

by yo momma beoch March 29, 2010

Shrinkage Boner

When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.

I just got out of the pool and I totally have a shrinkage boner, want to see?

by Tommy_Z December 13, 2012

Shrinkage

Shrinkage is a phenomena of epic loss of proportion to male genitalia when exposed to sudden or extreme drop in temperature causing them to " shrink " or disappear all together for a short period.

I fell through the ice at the lake just now and got a major case of " shrinkage " going on!!

by Mr_Shlaapu November 25, 2018

shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019