Simpleton in Chief

Another apt nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Tweeting away the hours while watching Fox News, the Simpleton in Chief desperately longs for an identity beyond his as a fake Forbes tycoon.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

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Shrimpton

Is someone who is courageous,smart,hot,undefined someone who is willing to make the impossible possible. Someone you never would think would be amazing but are.

He wants to be a shrimpton.

by kimberelyy April 12, 2009

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simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

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Scrimpleton

The lone brother from the ghetto who enrolled at the junior college for a semester and then disappeared after only the first week of class.

That scrimpleton wigged out and left fo' good.

by Goat1000 May 29, 2007

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noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez

Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."

by Splusm March 1, 2015