Shrex

When you have shrex with the ogrelord shrek.

Shrek:I will make you mine

Me:Shrek is love Shrek is life

Shrek:Lets have hardcore shrex

by Slapnfapin February 16, 2020

Shrex

When you're chilling in your room and then Shrek starts railing you from behind.

"OMG!!!!! HARDER!!!! I FUCKING LOVE SHREX!!!!!!"

by Inni84 April 21, 2023

Shrex

When you paint your dick green before partaking in intercourse and may only say “oh donkey”during sex

Mom can I have shrex with you

by Don rettic September 21, 2020

Shrex

The action of committing sexual pleasure to Shrek.

It was Tim and Holly's first time having Shrex.

by Thomas_Sangster69 June 9, 2019

Shrex

Intercourse in devotion to the Ogrelord Shrek. Can include ogrely wet, bloody soppy dildos,multiple strap-ons, little children getting corn dogged in the urethra, the credit-carding of infants, getting fingered to the point of a bloody orgasm, the use of purple-tinted ejaculates in the hopes of acheiving shrekkish orgasm, penetrating a green swamp slug of slimy beauty, the anal fistish rape of a giant sperm cell, a skull fuck shishkabob, an alaskan firedragon with a colossal ogre cock, etc., etc. ...

drek 1: i caught a view of my goat-wife involved is unlawful shrex with a bloody urethra cock and I, myself snorted in-derisively
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?! *sand paper bareback fuck with tiny teen anal first timer*

by Onion thumper for Shrek January 30, 2016

Shrex

When you dress up in a Shrek costume and have sex with your SO

"How'd last night go with Julia?"
"It went great. We had Shrex."

by EronDaGangster May 14, 2020

Shrex

An ex you left because they were dirty or smelly and generally unpleasant to be around. A combination of the words shrek and ex

We all have a shrex, that one ex with the unwashed ass.

by Princess_fiona February 23, 2022