shmuddle

verb
to shmuddle someone or something means to rapidly ruffle/shake ones hair
It is mostly done on to an animal with fur when it is behaving extremely cute.

I shmuddled the small kitten.

"I want to shumddle you so much!"

by MrJiggles3.15 December 30, 2009

Spuddle

To assumes an air of importance and to dwell on trifles.

Senator Foghorn as usual spudlled when called upon to speak.

by bob palmer August 17, 2003

Spuddle

Noun: Any pool of ejaculate after a male or female orgasm.
Root1:Sperm
Root2:Squirt
Root3:Puddle

Man: "Dude, my spuddle covered both of her eyes!"
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!"
Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat."
Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower."

by big_dicked_cowboy January 15, 2011

spuddle

the act of spitting so much, that you form your own puddle/resevoir of spit on the floor. spuddle = spit puddle

"did someone cum on the floor?"
"naa, thats my spuddle"

by bevbah April 20, 2009

Spuddle

To spoon and cuddle with another person.

After a long and tiring day all she wanted to do was spuddle her boyfriend... but he had other ideas.

by ic800m May 1, 2016

Spuddle

Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.

"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"

by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019

shnuddle on

to snack on, to graze, e.g. in order to satisfy a food craving. Origin probably Yiddish. Not to be confused with the schnauzer-poodle mixed dog or any of the romantic/sexual homonyms (ya little nasties!). Potential alternative spellings: schuddle, shnoodle, schnoodle. The "u/oo" is pronounced as in "book".

Guest: You got anything to shnuddle on?
Host: What are you in the mood for?

by Indielinguist June 10, 2020