spilt milk

Something mildly bad/unpleasant which has already happened, and nothing much can be done about. Usually referred to in the context of "stop crying over spilt milk".

"so you stuffed up a bit, stop cryin over spilt milk"

by robbo May 28, 2004

spilt my children

for males : to have an orgasm.

1. "She was giving me this great handjob.... and i spilt my children right there on the couch."
2. "I cant believe I spilt my children so quickly. It was quite embarrassing."

by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004

Spiltbark31

The 14th maxed out tank on Runescape. Hated by some respected by all.

Spiltbark31 owns Haxage.

by Kowalczyk April 13, 2008

spilt milk

Something that you should not cry over.

Don't cry over split milk.

by boohiss May 28, 2004

Shilt

A rambling conspiracy theorist who tends to make up events that never happened.

Usually characterized by being terrible at any fact or metric-based competition (fantasy sports, supporting the correct political candidate, telling the time, etc.) and gets dominated regularly, but continues to make up stats that never existed, even though they can be easily disproven.

Guy 1: That guy lost really, really badly.
Guy 2: Woah, he really Shilted the bed.
Guy 1: Yeah, even though it can be easily proven with facts, he'll probably still deny it. In all caps.

Girl 1: Let's ask that guy for directions.
Girl 2: Nah, I already asked him where the store was. He said it was on the moon with the illegals who voted for Hillary and Obama's hidden birth certificate.
Girl 1: Dang, what a Shilt.

by Malachi_Constant April 18, 2017

shilty

A person who is guilty of shitting in someone else’s toilet and it being a clean cut so they didn’t flush and left it floating

On the weekend I was shilty

by Kk ligma July 14, 2019

spilt my milk

When you somehow accidentally squirt out your titty juice.

Brad: *punches sarah In the chest*

Sarah: "Oh my god, I just spilt my milk cause of you"

by spilt_tiddy_juice November 22, 2019