showerbating

Masturbating in the shower.

I got caught showerbating yesterday by my mom.

by Kevin_for_real July 3, 2006

Showerbation

Process of masturbating while taking a shower. Very convenient, due to the fact that most often ejaculation can easily be washed down the drain, the running water makes the activity more pleasurable, and practically every substance around is a lubricant.

Roommate: God, why does it take so long for Jacob to shower?

Passer-by: Isn't it obvious, he probably does showerbation every chance he gets!

Roommate: Oh gross, I hope he washes all the jizz down the drain.

by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010

Showerbowl

Where a person smokes a bowl and jumps right into the shower after.

Bro, I did a showerbowl last night and it felt so relaxing.

by gabzillatron November 15, 2011

Showerbater

The act one masturbating in the shower

I caught my horny boyfriend showerbating yesterday that filthy showerbater

by Liquidrobot October 27, 2017

Showering like a rape victim

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.

Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL

by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008

Showering Orangutans

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

Showertub

Combination of shower and the bathtub.

*clicks "compose tweet"*

… About to get in the showertub. *sends tweet*

by Drew Peacockk July 26, 2012