Showerbation

Process of masturbating while taking a shower. Very convenient, due to the fact that most often ejaculation can easily be washed down the drain, the running water makes the activity more pleasurable, and practically every substance around is a lubricant.

Roommate: God, why does it take so long for Jacob to shower?

Passer-by: Isn't it obvious, he probably does showerbation every chance he gets!

Roommate: Oh gross, I hope he washes all the jizz down the drain.

by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010

Showerbater

The act one masturbating in the shower

I caught my horny boyfriend showerbating yesterday that filthy showerbater

by Liquidrobot October 27, 2017

Showerbowl

Where a person smokes a bowl and jumps right into the shower after.

Bro, I did a showerbowl last night and it felt so relaxing.

by gabzillatron November 15, 2011

facebook showboating

When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.

Status Update: Jennifer

Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.

Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like

Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.

by Aphroditesdesire January 27, 2012

showerbag

Used in negative terms.

Someone who lacks intelligence in certain areas. People have started calling others "showerbags" instead of the more common word douchebags.

My boyfriend just called me a showerbag for letting his antiquity out of the closet

by ptbi September 14, 2010

showerbomb

Someone or something that interrupts and intrudes upon an otherwise relaxing shower, perhaps because of an urgent need to use the shower. Especially when only one bathing facility is available.

I got showerbombed by the family dog, who was muddy from a walk.

by deanna624 March 4, 2010

showboat

a retarded musical

showboat is just plain stupid. i haven't seen it but i know i won't like it.

by coheedpowerx3 March 16, 2009