Snowboarding

A sexual act where one gets waterboarded with cum.

Jasmine is into some kinky shit, but when her boyfriend suggested snowboarding she punched him in the face.

by Bluejayjay July 13, 2013

dead kitty snowboarding

Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.

Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............

by lucyslking April 4, 2010

nude snowboarding

snowboarding while nude... this is very fun because u testes can be waving in teh cold wind

man kirby is such a slut she went nude snowboarding with drew

by jeff sloane February 9, 2008

snowboarding

snowboarding is the best sport ever, not only the best winter sport, but the best sport EVER. Not even hockey and football are even as close to being as awesome as snowboarding. Snowboarding is for real adrenaline junkies who don't wanna look like a douche bag by being a skier.

Girl: are you good at snowboarding?
Guy: yeah, and I'm not a dumb ass skier
Girl: lets have sex right now!

by snowbrdr1 November 5, 2012

Snowboarding

a constant barrage of blizzards, with just enough time between storms to dig yourself out before the next one hits, smothering any hope.. like waterboarding, but a lot harder on the lower back..

the northeast is in the middle of a snowboarding...

by Supershovel February 9, 2010

Snowboarding

pissing off people who deserve to be on the slopes by ruining all powder and cutting them off right in front of jumps just so you can wipeout a 180 while yelling at your friend to "keep rolling" b/c that was a "gnarly bail," then hiking back up the hill so you can sit on your ass for 20 min waiting for 40 other douchebags and then attempting to push yourself up and gain speed by hopping up & down like a dumbass all so that you can go halfway up a jump before pussying out and "carving" to go off the side, but STILL reaching your arm back just enough so you can shout "Brah, tell me you got that gnarly tail grab" as you fall face-first into the ice, then complain about the nasty conditions and how they are scratching up your $6,000 piece of wood (C'MON!) that your rich dad bought you and complain while hiking back up to repeat it all again until you slide down to the base lodge to disturb the family atmosphere there enough that you are asked to leave, so you call your dad and he gets the entire kitchen staff fired so I can't even get a burger and decide to just cut my losses and go home and I walk outside to find my new skis in a river, and I try to rescue them but get stuck, catch pneumonia, and spend my whole 6 hr, cramped car ride home coughing while you laugh back to your slope-side mansion and play 4 hrs of CoD online against 8yo’s, whom you taunt until they cry to their mommies and develop inferiority complexes, on your 80” TV before doing it all again the next day-ing

Danny Bonaduce: "hey, I'm going snowboarding"

by Shawn White is Okay December 21, 2010

SnowBoarding

A sexual act, where one or more partners are 'boarded' in a animal cage. The partner on the outside, who has saved up his oils for roughly 2 weeks dumps the oils on the partners who are boarded inside the cage. Snow+Boarding equals snowboarding.

No, dude. I would never subject your or any one I loved to such a foul and depraved sexual act as snowboarding.

by ChristianRadionline January 27, 2011