shwank

To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.

"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"

by Parnell Street Bum January 2, 2008

shwankmuffin

A word used in dialogue to mess somebody up in doing an acion;

Yelling "shwankmuffin" as somebody is bowling for them to get a gutterball;

by Pyrotono June 29, 2006

shwank

to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).

fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Shawankawank

Someone who is being a bitch, male or female. Often used to confuse or have hidden meaning to people who don't know.

Man, she's being a shawankawank

by ian November 17, 2004

shwankfest

a gymnasium full of shwankers.

alex met his boyfriend while at a Umass frat shwankfest

by chea6969 August 27, 2006

Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010

shoewanker

A person who indulges in self love over a pair of shoes.

They may have a foot or shoe fetish.

Potentially linked to submissive behaviour or practices, including CBT

Just uploaded a photo of my new shoes and the shoewankers have found it already

by curveyredhoney December 4, 2015