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shoutwire

A cluster f*ck of news items, opinions and editorials. Neither strictly liberal nor conservative. A variety of well spoken contributors offering current news items with commentary featuring intelligent and occasionally humorous insight. Not for your typical Yahoo crowd, however. Unless you like ads.
"God Damn, There Are A Lot of People Crying Lately..."

"The whole "responding to the users of ShoutWire" thing is getting old and tired. Fuck these people. Fuck them right in their ass." - Posted by Xxoozero
by Shoutwire user March 25, 2008
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Southaven

A town right by Memphis that never gets any attention. Some of the coolest people in Mississippi. Contrary to the belief of Southaven rivals not Sluthaven.
Bob: "Hey did you hear Southaven beat Hornlake at the game last week?"

Jim: Thats because Southaven's awesome.
by fuzzfuzzbuzzbuzz January 16, 2011
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Hiroshima Shockwave

When you are laying down and have an erection. A large, 400 lb woman walks into the room and jumps on the erection and starts having sex with you.
Guy 1: Dude, Sydney jumped on my erection last night and she weighed like 400 lbs!

Guy 2: That's called a Hiroshima Shockwave!
by FIRESTORM221 May 1, 2011
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Shockwave

Condition caused by prolonged use of Ecstasyor MDMA. Presents during sleep, causes person to believe that they've woken up. Person tries to talk/move/scream and is unable to move/speak. Mind realizes paralysis and is terrified. Sensation of feeling trapped in your mind. Eventually the person wakes and realization sets in.
"John is not coming out tonight, he got shockwave last night and it freaked him."
by holoveuse May 14, 2009
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shoutwire

A News site that promotes mature discussion of current events. Although the mature is usually dropped as is seen by their willingness to let Nova post there.
Nova: It's 6.5 am. Do you know where your pussy is?

shoutwire: Stop being a bigot.

Nova: Don't call me a bigot. N***er
by Polly Prissypants December 9, 2008
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shockwaves59

shockwaves59 is the sex position where two gay men go into the 69 position but one man licks the others arse, during this one man has a heartattack and died from this (shockwaves), the 59 is just the position.
jim and john had a shockwaves59, thats how john passed away, poor john
by lisa brent tomson February 12, 2008
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Shockwave

Shockwave: logical, others: illogical.
by Soundwave da DECEPTICON October 10, 2023
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