Shoot me one

When someone just needs to let you know a goodie

Just fucking shoot me one buddy

by handlesog December 23, 2020

Shoot Me Straight

Shoot someone so much they get turned straight.

Person 1: Damn it Tom, Just shoot me!
Person 2: Oh hell yeah i will
Person 1: Shoot me Straight

by mysterado May 21, 2019

Shoot Me Straight

Shoot someone so much they get turned gay

Person 1: Damn it Tom, Shoot me damn it!
Person 2: Oh yeah i will
Person 1: Shoot Me Straight

by mysterado May 21, 2019

shoot me please

When a face palm does not cut it.

Voting for obama was so fucking stupid shoot me please.

by datguywhodidntvoteforobama November 19, 2013

Shoot Me Now

what you say when you live in, or around the campbelltown, western sydny region.

i fucking hate life. neeerrr shoot me now

by ladlan August 27, 2008

Shoot me up

1:to shoot semen all over

2:to nut
3: fellatio

Damn,Jake just shoot me up last night

by Theshitposter11 June 20, 2019

Shoot me straight

Something somebody who ought to take their own suggestion rather than demand it of others would say.

Shoot me straight yourself, chicken shot.

by Solid Mantis May 05, 2019