Pigeon Shooter

A brazen yet thoughtful sexual move most prominent in the south western regions of New Hampshire or North Eastern regions of modern day Czechia. This show stopper involves a male at near climax pulling out his hammer and while ejaculating on his counterparts face throwing bread crumbs from a small paper bag at said individual causing the crumbs to get stuck in the ejaculate on the individuals face. A nice touch that this presidential sized panty soaker also brings to your relationship is the ejaculate that did manage to make it halfway down your counterparts throat causing them to gargle and thus creating a “cooing” sound that could be mistaken for an adolescent pigeon to the untrained ear. For best results it is recommended this occur on an isolated park bench or historical building rooftop.

“Suzan I have never experienced anything like it. At first I thought he was going to shoot his halibut hollandaise in my two fingered fish mitten but then I got it in the face followed by half a loaf of wonder bread 9 grain so I knew at that point I had experienced the pigeon shooter”

by Stuart Mcstiffenrod June 24, 2020

Shower Nap

The act of lying on the floor of a shower, lights off, drifting into sleep. Often, a towel can be used as a water soluble blanket.

"Dude, you were in the shower for twenty minutes!"
"I know dude, quick shower nap!"

by Joe Weil January 15, 2010

Shower sins

Things Ryan does in the shower that will make you feel forever unclean

The Hard Rock hotel in Cancun fined Ryan $500 for the love stains left from his shower sins.

by Chotobomb September 9, 2019

Canadian Shower

1. Taking a liquidy shit off a ski left.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.

Example 1: Bob ate a burrito just before going skiing and gave a Canadian Shower to a group of little kids skiing under the lift.

Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.

by TheKimmer July 28, 2012

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

I Don't Speak School Shooter

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.

User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"

by Stan Rezaee July 26, 2019

Spartan Shower

An ice-cold shower taken daily to enhance one's mental toughness and physical well-being. Spartans, for whom valued strength and pride as matters of high reputation, believed hot water was for the weak and emasculated; they frequently immersed in cold water for vigor and increased vitality. The Spartan Shower has numerous benefits including:

-Improved circulation
-Improved immune system
-Reduced blood pressure on internal organs
-Strengthens the sympathetic nervous system
-Improved mood, decreased anxiety and stress, relieved depression
-Improved hair and skin
-Decreased inflammation
-Increased testosterone
-Conditions you to be fearless as a Spartan warrior

Jamey used to be timid, but he started taking Spartan Showers every day and now he eats bears for breakfast.

by SharkBass028 November 4, 2013