Shower Nap

The act of lying on the floor of a shower, lights off, drifting into sleep. Often, a towel can be used as a water soluble blanket.

"Dude, you were in the shower for twenty minutes!"
"I know dude, quick shower nap!"

by Joe Weil January 15, 2010

kentucky pepper shaker

When a man shakes ground pepper in a girls face while hes fucking her and the sneezing fit causes her pussy or ass to convulse in a extremely pleasurable way for the man.

"Hit o girl with the Kentucky pepper shaker last night. Her pussy did my cock like it was squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube."

by Whiteboy502 April 15, 2016

Shower sins

Things Ryan does in the shower that will make you feel forever unclean

The Hard Rock hotel in Cancun fined Ryan $500 for the love stains left from his shower sins.

by Chotobomb September 9, 2019

Canadian Shower

1. Taking a liquidy shit off a ski left.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.

Example 1: Bob ate a burrito just before going skiing and gave a Canadian Shower to a group of little kids skiing under the lift.

Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.

by TheKimmer July 28, 2012

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

Thug Shaker

Dance move performed by gay black thug

you got an ass on you alright see thats what hes talking about.spread your ass open dude. you could do the rump shaker, huh? the thug shaker give me the thug shaker dude shake your ass. take your hands off it and shake that shit pull your shirt up i know you can shake it shake it. Yeah thats some thug ass right there. oh yeah thatll work. You got the booty dude! God damn! Look good bro? "Yeah" Yeah nice huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on

by thugshaker123 February 3, 2022

Spartan Shower

An ice-cold shower taken daily to enhance one's mental toughness and physical well-being. Spartans, for whom valued strength and pride as matters of high reputation, believed hot water was for the weak and emasculated; they frequently immersed in cold water for vigor and increased vitality. The Spartan Shower has numerous benefits including:

-Improved circulation
-Improved immune system
-Reduced blood pressure on internal organs
-Strengthens the sympathetic nervous system
-Improved mood, decreased anxiety and stress, relieved depression
-Improved hair and skin
-Decreased inflammation
-Increased testosterone
-Conditions you to be fearless as a Spartan warrior

Jamey used to be timid, but he started taking Spartan Showers every day and now he eats bears for breakfast.

by SharkBass028 November 4, 2013