solutioning

A word many business people misuse to describe the process of creating a solution. These people need a grammar lesson and should be fired immediately.

I am an idiot so I will spend my day solutioning a way to deal with my stupidity.

by Scranth April 9, 2008

BSD SOLUTIONS

A company of very good looking people who are devoted to the highest quality of electrical installation. Workers are young, confident and very, very rediculously good looking.

The pipe is my paint, the bender is my brush, the ceiling is my canvas.... I am an electrical artist for BSD solutions.

by Greenlee Davinci April 4, 2010

ghetto solutions

It’s when you make do with what you have.

(Your friend has to use the bathroom on a long road trip)
You: pee in the bottle
Ur friend: that’s some ghetto solutions

by Derpderpdud_2788 August 1, 2017

saline solution

a song made by wilbur soot called saline solution from his album your city gave me asthma

person1: you heard that song saline solution?
person2: yeah its by wilbur right?
person1: yeah!

by sapph1re_ April 28, 2021

Solutions Architect

Solutions Architect is one of a number of job titles used for someone working in IT who has no real function.

Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.

John: That guy in the meeting just now. Any idea who he was and why he was there?

Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect

John: Ah right.

by perumbo February 26, 2010

Stock Solution

Something of great importance to chemistry experiments

Mike: "What's that?"
Colin: "THE STOCK SOLUTION"

by AlexSol April 13, 2008

bandaid solution

A solution that doesn't solve the problem, but makes whoever's solution that was just solved feel like it had been solved

bandaid solution is when a person gets a free $100 voucher after falling off the balcony at a mall. The guy is still in hospital, but now he feels like justice was served somehow

by PSloth March 29, 2015