speckfuckintacular

an article possessing the qualities of specatuclar to a point whre it combines with fuckin

Jenny's ass was speckfuckintacular

by goodaaron January 3, 2003

sockfucker

A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.

Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!

Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER

by The real Beav April 28, 2006

Sockfuck

Calling someone a slut; Implying that their pussy is loose after having sex with them...
Basically calling someone a sock full of lube and it being like a slut's pussy- since its loose. Insulting someone with a poor sense of humor.

"Dude, have you had sex with Kayla yet?"
"Yea, man...Shes such a Sockfuck!"

"Dude,take a joke and lighten up...You act like a sockfuck..."

by MichaBlue March 12, 2019

sickfuck

a person who thinks and says sick and dirty things, usually about fucking. Therefor someone came up with combining sick and fuck. Thats a smart ass person.

ryan h: I wanna fuck you up the nose
random person: eeww bitch your one sick fuck

thanks to tayler for the inspiration of this defintion

by bendazzle August 6, 2004

Shackluck

To get what one deserves and blame it on misfortune

Shackluck - to hike up a glacier In Sandals and complain that ones feet hurt.

by Mr A Stanley August 23, 2006

Slackfucks

Someone who claims to give their all in events/competitions but falls very short on the final day.

A lot of us spent all we had and went in to win. The Slackfucks just sat near the bottom, made excuses and were only in it for a prize and a free ride.

by 2foothead July 28, 2014

Shuckbuckled

A term for when you get trolled on a chat site.

Stranger: ASL? IM K31
You: wha?
Stranger: YOU GOT SHUCKBUCKLED NOW SUCK MY PENIS

by BRIBRIniggers July 25, 2015