Shnootie

The Sperm and Semen of a monkey.

I liked that monkey at the zoo, till i found his shnootie on my back.

Shnootie by Scara February 12, 2004

shnoozee 

A shnoozee (also shnoozy or shnoozey) is a male person who is over 30 years old and still living in his parents small house where he gets food and stuff for free. His mother sings the 'old mac donalds had a farm' song every night and he falls asleep with his thumb in his mouth.
He also asks his parents if he can stay out a little longer than 10 p.m.

His parents don't really care but accept the way he is.

It's just someone who refuses to grow up and get a real life.

Shnoozee: I gotta go home. It's 10 p.m. and I couldn't get my parents on the phone to let them know where I am and when I come home.
Female: Gee. You are 34. Are your parents more important than me?
You are such a shnoozee! I'm done with you!

shnoozee by woobledoo1978 February 12, 2005

Shmoozled 

pretty drunk, but not all the way there yet

Dude last night, I got shmoozled

Shmoozled by bmuss June 10, 2017

shnozzletov 

derived from mozzletov what you say to someone with a big shnozzola you go up pat them on the back then say shnozzletov.

Hey ian's snozzle is so big im gonna congratulate him with a shnzzletov

shnozzletov by mike October 2, 2004

shnozzle 

nose. Probably of yiddish origin.

He was so short he couldn't get his snhozzle to the windshield.

shnozzle by j. zerusi January 16, 2005

shnooze 

A pinch of chewing tobacco

do you got a shnooze?
Im gonna go throw in a shnooze

shnooze by spamiel July 10, 2006

shenoozled 

a situation where someone gets bamboozled into some shenanagans.

getting hustled by someone who looks to be half as smart as you

when shit officially hits the fan for you

person 1- yo i just lost 100 dollars playin three card monty
person 2-damn brosef!!! sounds like u got shenoozled...u wanna hit this blunt.

shenoozled by brosef milosevich July 2, 2009