Garf-Shnarf

When you are taking a bath and you fart and its sqeaks. Then the bubble pops and it smells terrible!!

WOW!!! that was a smelly Garf-Shnarf!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

Shnarflak

An expression used to describe a person so inept you are at an utter loss for words.

To express ones dissatisfaction. "You are an utter shnarflak Fred"

by GK-LN September 18, 2006

shnifter

A Poxon-coined phase for a cigarette

Variations:

To shnift: to smoke a cigarette
Shnifting: The act of smoking a shnift
Shnifts/Shnifters: Cigarettes

Q 'Here mate, can i nick a shnifter off you?'
A 'You bastard, you're always nicking my shnifts'

by Richard Bromley May 5, 2006

shnitfukls

1)a shitty-like mood, a crappy way of life
2)an exclamation when you find out that you have no life
3) oh shit!

holy shnitfukls, i crapped my pants!

by dan January 22, 2004

snirfle

when you blow your nose and wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper.

john decided to snirfle to cut back on the amount of tissue paper he consumed

by mike charter January 20, 2009

Shniff

To make sexual contact with a guy/girl in any way, shape, or form.

We went to the strip club before work to get a shniff before work.

by puffin14 January 8, 2011

Shniffle

A large sniff of the nose when youve been crying because youve just been pwned at any online game you thought you were good at.

Waaaah i just lost for the eighty-fourth time in Dawn of War.. * shniffle*

by Sc4ndalous November 9, 2006