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You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.
You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.
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After the fight was over at the party I was at,I decided to grab the microphone & "Smoothed-em" over with my hip-hop freestyle.
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I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
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Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .
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