Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

by lewlou January 27, 2015

Shmonkey

The ultimate killing machine. The agility of a money, with the power of a shark. Two words combined = shmonkey

One swung down from a tree and bit me. God damn shmonkey. shmonkey

by save_the_shmonkeys November 21, 2010

Shmonion

When your significant other tickles your ass.

"He shmonioned me in the kitchen"
"My rump was shmonioned"

by diatome September 10, 2012

SmonxG

SmonxG

When a gay ass nigga opens his ass and gets another person to put a durry in it. That other person then lights that durry and takes it out of the person's ass to put it in his own urethra.

person 1: "dang bro I heard you do a SmonxG the other day"
person 2: "fuck yeah man. It was dope"

by Sellywelly June 9, 2018

shmonga

Noun: any sized pet, cuddly and cute or otherwise, expressing or not a need of attention, petting, patting(booshing), or comforting in any form.

Look at this cute little shmonga, I'm gonna boosh that shmonga.

by Bad Mr Kenny April 8, 2020

honkie shmonkie

a magical yellow fairy

The guy punched the honkie shmonkie.

by ??? July 30, 2003

shmonguin

a cross between a sheep, a monkey, and a penguin.
used by one to address a loved one.

I love you shmonguin.

How was your day shmonguin?

by DjFirm February 14, 2009