Shminky

A rather small penis, around 3 inches or less, while erect. Small and pathetic

"My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon. "

by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

shmingle

slang - A person who is single but is on the lookout for a new boyfriend/girlfriend by mingling.

Person 1: "so are you in a relationship?"
Person 2: "nope, i'm shmingle"

by T & T February 14, 2007

shminga

An accumulation of filth that someone chooses to live in instead of clean up.

Sean chooses to live in his own shminga

by Hcunggjn February 14, 2020

shminker

An Asian with a monster cock (primarily a pinoy)

Whoa!!!!! Look at that asian dick, must be a shminker

by Jordan Choate January 28, 2008

Shminkus

A stupid or foolish person; a blunder, or anything you want it to be.

(See Dinkus)

Also: Minkus, Dinkuspie, Dinkusminkus

Oh my god, what a fucking shminkus.

What a minkuspie+

by Minkuspie+ March 18, 2009

Shmingling

when a blonde parties way to hard and loves french people too much in that short period of insanity.

Dude, that girl is shmingling so hard. She is latched onto that french kid.

BONSIEUR. I just made sweet tender love to a shmingling american girl with my baguette.

by I'mThatCoolTaylor December 11, 2010

Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom

A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.

Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.

by JewishAftertaste June 11, 2018