shlinky

A girl that is very good looking

yelling out "shlinky!" mates look around to find the goods.
look! over there... Shlinky!

by Balltearer June 23, 2011

Shmanky

A-The coolest of Cool Stuff

B-The sweetest of sweet people.

This weed is shmanky, shmanky.

by Evan Gunthner October 22, 2003

Shminkle

Lacking its internal structure or deflated. Usually referring to a man's penis when it is not erect or when it cannot be erect, commonly being described as a Shminkle Dinkle

Stacy didn't have a good time last night because I got a shminkle dinkle.

by Remmersz September 16, 2007

Shrinky

Derived from the combination of "Shrink + Winky"

A penis that has shriveled up so much from being cold that it retreats inside the body, taking the balls with it. This makes it look like a vagina with a huge clit.

A shrinky is the ultimate state of shrivelidge.

I may have lost a few fingers from the frostbite, but at least a shrinky saved my junk!

One of the harder challenges in a man's life is trying to pee with a shrinky.

Women are never impressed with the men on "Nudes On Ice." You can't tell the difference from the shrinkies and the real women!

That girl was such a cold hearted bitch that I got a fucking shrinky.

"How cold was it last night?!"
"Pretty damn cold, I woke up with a shrinky!"

You know you are cold when you have a perry winkle shrinky.

Never have a snowball fight with a girl you plan on screwing for the first time! Her first impression of you naked is going to be with a shrinky.

by DMonkage June 2, 2014

Shmindy

Used to identify someone from India. Plural word is shmindies.

Is that a shmindy? Yes, he is from the Punjab region.

by JazBrar June 2, 2018

Shrinky dick

A penis that is a fairly good size when erect, but embarrassingly small when not.

I dont like to wear speedos because I have a shrinky dick.

by Jake1210 November 10, 2007

Shmink

A word yelled while a person punches off a car mirror

Damn my nigga you straight "shminked" that mirror off

by Brodie 030 February 27, 2018