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Shmekel

Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.
Shmekel is the male hose.
by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005
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Sheboygan Shmeckle

When a woman from the Bronx feasts upon a jar of kosher dill pickles while masturbating an erect penis with her feet.
Kevin:Damn. Look at that Sheboygan Shmeckle
Amy: Thank you, here's my number
Kevin: Shit your dad is here, can we make out now?
Amy:.......
Kevin: FUCK!
by The Laserbeam January 31, 2010
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Schmekle

A tiny wiener. usually, coined for a child under the age of 10. possibly jewish. maybe... it makes no difference. just a tiny schmekle
"hey mommy, look at my tiny schmekle. its really entertaining"
by Votechuckchuck December 19, 2009
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shmekelpuss

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.
Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.
by Soupton December 28, 2005
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Ryan Shekler

A fag who thinks he can skate. Biggest sellout in skateboarding. Lots of people hate him. But oddly 80% of the girl population think he's hot. he also thinks hes gangster. Sponsors: Volcom, Plan B, Almost, and a couple others.
Do you see him, he's such a Ryan Shekler.
by supersexybeast201123 April 9, 2008
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shmekeldorfed

to be outwitted, hoaxed or duped in ant way by a sole (one) con man
"Hey that guy in the trenchcoat gave me fony insururance" this man was shmekeldorfed
by Sam (salimoulion) K. March 30, 2005
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Shmeekles

A legendary marsupial alleged to be found in the wilderness of Maine. This marsupial has no backbone or mouth. It oozes across the ground, pulling itself along with its enormously long tongue. This marsupial is supposed to have plaid fur, and one eye is pink while the other is brown. The Shmeekles is six feet long, and feeds off of the souls of salamanders.
Gather 'round the campfire, children! it's time to tell the tale of the Shmeekles...
by Cullan. W. November 11, 2008
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